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False Confidence at the Hookah Bar, Bar Exam Passage Rate Statistics
On Friday night at 1AM, I ran into one of my classmates at Sigara, which is a hookah lounge in Wicker Park. I’m pretty sure this guy was at the very top of our graduating class. Here’s the story he recounted to me:
“My cousin took the bar last year. He said he did barely any studying in June. He constantly left the BarBri review lectures early, and got wasted every night. A week before the exam, reality hit; he got serious and spent every single hour studying. And guess what? He passed. He told me this: “If you just study for one hour every day, you’ll be fine.”
And now, a somewhat related statistic: Last year, of all the students in the upper-half of DePaul’s graduating class (of 220 or so), all but six passed the bar.
So what the hell am I supposed to do with this anecdote and statistic? Using them as an excuse to study less? Probably not. Any suggestions?
Meeting a Man With No Feet: Perhaps I Shouldn't Complain So Much About Studying For The Bar Exam

There’s an old saying that goes like this: “I once complained that I had no shoes, but then I met a man who had no feet.”
My classmates are doing a lot of complaining about how much studying they’re doing for the bar exam. And yes, I myself occasionally indulge in the art of complaining on this blog. But maybe I have no right; I spent the night hanging out with my friend Samir, a recent med school graduate who’s about to begin his residency…working 80-hour weeks. Plus, he’s going into plastic surgery, which means he won’t get a paycheck until he’s like 34 or something.
More med school fun here: HawkeMedSchoolBlog, and here:AnotherGoodMedSchoolBlog.
Don't residents get paid a
Don't residents get paid a decent amount of money? Not like six figures, but more than the average mechanic.
I didn't know that. Could
I didn't know that. Could be.
In other news, the CAPTCHA I need to answer to reply to this post is:
"1 + 0 ="
(If this reply comes through, you can assume I got it right.)
I'm telling ya, Rick. If I
I'm telling ya, Rick. If I have to look at those feet for just one more day ....
Post something, boy! :D
My Incredibly Exciting, Incredible day

Woke up and went to the Hyatt hotel to study for the bar exam. Came back to my apartment for lunch. Went to the Peninsula hotel to study for the bar exam. Came back to my apartment to work out. Went to the Intercontinental hotel to study for the bar exam. Came back to my apartment to write this blog entry, watch LOST, and go to sleep.
Wait...this is probably the sort of day I shouldn't be blogging about...sorry!
Ricky: You can assume that
Ricky:
You can assume that most days for the next two months will be equally exciting.
Chuck
I think that you should blog
I think that you should blog about the same day over and over again. Really give the kids a feel for studying for the bar exam.
The Larger, Louder Half of the Performing Team

I’ve been a fan of Penn & Teller my whole life. I’ve seen their show three or four times, and I truly believe that they perform the smartest, most deceptive/hardest to figure out magic out there.
You might also know Penn & Teller from their Emmy-nominated TV show Penn & Teller: Bullsh*t
Anyways…Penn, the larger, louder half of the performing team had this to say about my book:
"Rick Lax is really funny and uses his background in magic to see through the bullshit and hypocrisy that make up the law school experience. I'm really glad he's getting the law degree so he has a job other than magic—we don't need this kind of competition."
IN OTHER NEWS. My Bar Exam review materials are supposed to come in the mail today or tomorrow.
I don’t know how big the books are/how many pages they have…but I do know that the tracking e-mail says that the package is THIRTY-FIVE POUNDS.
Penn was also host of NBC's
Penn was also host of NBC's IDENTITY, a contestant on ABC's DANCING WITH THE STARS, and purveyor of a fascinating video podcast (http://www.pennradio.com/) (also, as delightfully self-indulgent as he is entertaining!).
No one knows BULLSHIT, or calls people out on it, better than Penn, so getting praised as NON-bullshit by him is QUITE an honor. Congrats, Counselor Lax, very impressive blurb!
I"m pretty sure they're
I"m pretty sure they're bringing IDENTITY back. Good show. YOu watch?
I heard it was SEXY. In any
I heard it was SEXY.
In any case, congrats, Counselor Lax. A well-deserved blurb.
You heard what was sexy?
You heard what was sexy? I'm so confused...
I heard that it was sexy
I heard that it was sexy too!
Counselor Lax, read the post
Counselor Lax, read the post directly before mine and substitute the capitalized words. Then substitute the voice in your head for Justin Timberlake's.
Ah, yes, everythign is
Ah, yes, everythign is better in a timberlake voice.
Bar Exam

Whenever somebody contracts some awful disease or undergoes some awful family tragedy and gets interviewed by the local news about it, they always say the same thing: “You see this in the news all the time, but you never think it can happen to you. And then one day it does…”
I think failing the bar exam is the opposite. Everybody thinks it will happen to them, but it only really happens to a select few. I realized that early on, that the math says I’ll likely pass the bar exam, so I haven‘t been too worried about it. Well, yesterday I found out that one of my friends took the bar exam six months ago…and failed it.
Sure, she took it during the school year, so she probably didn’t have enough time to study. But still, she’s a smart girl and she failed. Took a prep class and everything. Now it’s starting to hit home. Some people really fail this thing.
Tomorrow I’m going to figure out how to get my hands on review books. And then, beginning Monday, I’m going to start studying. I’m going to try to study all day, every day. Oh, and I’m going to work all day, every day to promote Lawyer Boy.
Go get 'em, tiger. Gearing
Go get 'em, tiger.
Gearing up for my holiday weekend in Chicago, keep me abreast of any impending legal issues...
All day, every day, eh?
All day, every day, eh? What have you done to promote Lawyer Boy today?
uh...read your blog comment?
uh...read your blog comment?
Words of Encouragement

It's done. Law school is done. Away from the bookstores and libraries, and off to the bars and clubs for me. Time to reconnect with old friends and maybe make some new ones…because law school is done.
Kinda. See, I just took my last test. (It went okay; I'm thinking B or B-). And I'm already starting to get my grades in. Got an A in Negotiations. It was originally a B, but I argued my way up to an A.
…kidding…that would have been cool, though…
So now I'm done…except for this one paper. It's a one-credit, un-graded paper, and it has no official due date, but it needs to be done and it needs to be good. (I really like the professor I'm writing it for and don't want to let him down).
The topic is there; the motivation isn't. Any words of encouragement?
Thanks, Counselor
Thanks, Counselor Laurel. A for effort, F for originality.
Go for it Kid! From the
Go for it Kid! From the excerpts I've read, you not only have the potential to become a good lawyer but also an exceptional writer. I love the stories in the excerpt about your dad and can't wait to read the rest of the book! I've done "battle" with your dad and his firm many times (and we are all still friends!)
Just in case you're still
Just in case you're still working:
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/gettowork.jpg
Time Flies
My last-ever law school exam goes down in 17 hours. Law school exams are typically three hours long…and I swear, they’re the fastest three hours of your life. Before every exam, I go through the same mental ritual: I think, Three hours is so long… like watching 6 back-to-back sitcoms; I’m going to be so bored. And then the exam starts, and then I answer a few questions, and then the proctor calls “Time” after what feels like eight minutes. How are exams for you? Does the time fly by…or do you feel every minute of it?
Prior to law school I always
Prior to law school I always finished every exam well before "time".
Now? I've never had a test feel "completed". There's always one more point you could make, or a multiple choice to review one more time. It's nuts.
There are two scenarios for
There are two scenarios for me with regard to exam time limits.
One, if I know what I'm talking about then the time pases quickly. This means I either feel like the three hours passed in seconds or I wish I had MORE time.
Two, if I don't know what I'm talking about or if I am stumped by a question the time drags by at a ridiculously slow pace. This is very frustrating.
Unrelated, we were able to take exams on our computers for the first time this past semester via "Electronic BlueBook" software. This speeds things along and allows for better reorganization. With less emphasis on space management or attempting to write legibly, time was less of an issue. Win-win for everyone.
For sure. For sure. And
For sure. For sure.
And if you think the feeling is bad on law school tests, try writing a book!
Oh, computer tests are FOR
Oh, computer tests are FOR SURE better. The one thing is...they kinda turn law school testing into typing competitions....whoever can type more gets the best grade.....
And I have a feeling you're not stumped too often, Counselor Chris...
You are clearly well
You are clearly well prepared.
Not true. I'm an awesome
Not true. I'm an awesome typist, and in fact I did win a typing competition back in high school. 90 wpm, sorry haters! Yet my law school grades suck.
Trying to Study
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I’ve got my Wills, Trusts, and Estate final on Monday…and the studying isn’t going well. Rather, it is going well, but there’s not much of it. In the past week, I’ve had to make one 9-1-1 call, file one Missing Person Report, speak to two police officers (one at length), and two detectives.
Long story short: I got involved with somebody who had gotten involved with the wrong people.
And I’m supposed to focus on studying…how?
How on earth are you about
How on earth are you about to say all this and not say the important stuff! Details?!?!
Studying for Wills, Trusts, and Estates...sorta...
Submitted by Rick Lax on Sun, 05/04/2008 - 21:17.Welcome back to the world of
Welcome back to the world of Blogging!
And welcome back to the
And welcome back to the world of commenting, Counselor Pirates. Glad to have you back. Will have a link to your blog once I get the link section up...have a good Tuesday, sir.
I'm intrigued by Pirates'
I'm intrigued by Pirates' anonymity. On another note, I don't like how this new site makes you re-enter your name and e-mail address every time you comment. Get with it, Lax. This is supposed to be new and IMPROVED.

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the million dollar question.
the million dollar question. i think 4 out of every 5 conversations i've heard in the past two months revolve around study techniques and rumors of only needing x hours a day after july x. while tempting, i just have to keep in mind that i need to do what i need to do...which apparently has meant about 4 or 5 hours outside of class each day. on a pseudo-related note, i went to sigara after turning in my finals with erin and kari...the tarot reader didn't mention anything about my bar results.
Yes, I ran into Kari there
Yes, I ran into Kari there too.
See...if the exam were graded on the curve, I'd say people are only spreading the rumors to lower our grades and thereby increase theirs....but it's not curved, so you gotta wonder if they're true...a little, at least...